Essay: Little Green Men
Is there any intelligent life out there? And even if there is, why should we care?

Rant #1: Letterboxing: What it is and why you should love it
If you don't even know what letterboxing is, it's high time you found out!

Rant #2: ENC Syndrome - What it is and what you can do about it
Mr. Hook examines the fable of the Emperor's New Clothes, and how it relates to modern art.

Rave #1: The Phantom Menace - Why I loved it despite its obvious shortcomings
Per email request, Mr. Hook puts in his two cents worth on Star Wars: Episode 1.

Rave #2: Mr. Hook's X-Files Primer
Interested in the X-Files but not sure where to start? Mr. Hook can help you (maybe)...

Rave #3: Mr. Hook's Anime Primer
Anime may be an aquired taste. Here's how Mr. Hook aquired his...

Rant #3: Mr. Hook Hates it When People Talk During the Movie...
What NOT to blurt out loud during Mr. Hook's first screening of Saving Private Ryan...

Rant #4: Were the Moon Landings Faked? Only if you're an idiot...
"A funny thing happened on the way to the moon,"...NOT!